Controlled Substance Hot Sauce

I have a new line of hot sauces. I have a name, tagline, and a starburst for each bottle. I’m trusting that no one I plan to give hot sauce to for xmas reads this. I rate it at an 89% likelihood no one sees it.

1.) Controlled Substance Hot Sauce, “Give your food SPICE without parole!”, FDA DENIED! (also, “Charge your food with having a concealed weapon… of FLAVOR!”)

2.) Walter’s Own Big Leb-OW!-ski Hot Sauce, “Not cool, dude!”, NOW WITH DONNIE”S ASHES!

*my own cannabis hot sauce will be called ‘blaze’ in small black and white lettering.

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